NARRATOR:
      Through young Joseph, Jacob lived his youth again.
      Loved him, praised him, gave him all he could, but then
      it made the rest
      feel second best.

NARRATOR:
      But where they had really missed the boat is:
BROTHERS:
      We're great guys but no-one seems to notice!

NARRATOR:
      Joseph's charm and winning smile
      failed to slay them in the aisle.

BROTHERS:
      We have never liked him all that much before.
      And now this coat
      has got our goat!

NARRATOR:
      And when Joseph graced the scene
      his brothers turned a shade of green.
      His astounding clothing took the biscuit.
BROTHERS
      Quite the smoothest person in the district!

NARRATOR:
       Potiphar was cool and so fine
POTIPHAR
       But my wife would never toe the line!

NARRATOR
      Down at the other end of the scale
      Joseph is still doing time in jail
      for even though he is in with the guards
      a liftime in prison seems quite on the cards

PHARAOH
      Well, stone the crows,
      This Joseph is a clever kid
      Who'd have thought that fourteen cows
      could mean the things he said they did?

NARRATOR
      Seven summers on the trot
      were perfect just as Joseph said

PHARAOH
       We were in a jam
       would have baffled Abraham
       but now we're a partnership
       it's just a piece of cake

JOSEPH
      I shall now take them all for a ride
      After all they have tried fratricide

BROTHERS
      Honesty's our middle name