The Power of the Verb GET
In spoken English we use the verb get a lot, so I decided to try and write a story which uses only the verb get.
The following brief story is the result (sorry that it is a bit depressing)
I
get up
*1 very early, well the sound of the neighbours car alarm
gets me up
*2. As usual I
get into the shower
*3 ,
get dressed
*4 and
get myself a black coffee
*5 with a couple of pieces of burnt toast. I haven't
got any mail
*6 in the post except for a few bits of junk mail. I never did
get along with
*7 people; I can never
get across
*8 my positive side, so unsurprisingly, I haven't
got any birthday cards
*9, again.
I won't
get depressed
*10 about it though. More importantly right now: I
got extremely drunk
*11 last night and I've
got a bad hangover
*12...how can I
get through
*13 the day at work? Hmmm maybe I could
get out of work
*14 altogether, after all I might be
getting a cold
*15....or perhaps I should just
get on with
*16 my normal daily routine....I
get another coffee
*17...I should probably
get out
*18 into the fresh air before I
get too comfortable
*19 at home.
Eventually I
get round to
*20 leaving for work but it's
getting cold
*21 for this time of year so I quickly
get on my hat
*22 and coat. I
get into the car
*23 and finally
get off
*24. I
get to work
*25 late but I
get away with it
*26 because when I
get there
*27 everyone has
got down to work
*28 already. To be honest nobody has
got the time of day for me
*29 at work anyway but I have always
got by
*30 without many friends...it's nothing to
get bothered about
*31. At least my ex-girlfriend has recently
got sacked
*32 from our office so I am, at last,
getting over her
*33. I
get a call
*34 from a client; he
gets angry
*35 ; I can't
get my point through to
*36 him; he
gets angrier
*37 ; I'm
getting a headache
*38 so eventually he happily
gets put through
*39 to my manager. I'll be
getting into trouble
*40. I must
get another job
*41 , or maybe
get a life
*42 perhaps.
I'll
get through
*43 the day; I'll never
get ahead
*44 , but I will always
get by
*45. I'll
get my head down
*46 early tonight, yeah, I'll
get an early night
*47........