Halloween Jokes activity

Vydáno dne 26.10.2009

Halloweenské vtípky – vyberte ke každé otázce vhodnou odpověď.



Níže naleznete dedet vtipů, kterým se v angličtině říká ONE-LINERS, tedy jednořádkové vtipy. Vyberte vhodné doplnění, aby vtip byl vtipný. Pamatujte, že mnohdy jde o hrátky se slovy apod.

jack-o-lantern

  1. What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
    I'd like a beer and a ________!

    1. bone
    2. brush
    3. mop
    4. pumpkin

  2. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
    “Do you believe in ________?”

    1. ghosts
    2. God
    3. love
    4. people

  3. What was a witch's favorite subject when she was in school?

    1. Geography.
    2. Grammar.
    3. Math.
    4. Spelling.

  4. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?

    1. Football.
    2. Hockey.
    3. Squash.
    4. Tennis.

  5. What's the ratio of a pumpkin's cir­cumference to its diameter?

    1. Pumkin seed.
    2. Pumpkin pie.
    3. Pumpkin soup.
    4. Pumpkin tart.

  6. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

    1. A burger.
    2. A donut.
    3. A sandwich.
    4. A toast.

  7. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    1. He had no brain.
    2. He had no guts.
    3. He had no heart.
    4. He had no skin.

  8. Where does a one-armed man shop?

    1. At a hardware store.
    2. At a second hand store.
    3. At an antique store.
    4. At the candy store.

  9. How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

    1. With a pumpkin glue.
    2. With a pumpkin hammer.
    3. With a pumpkin patch.
    4. With a pumpkin wrench.

  10. What did one vampire say to the other as they were passing the ________?
    “Let's stop in for a cool one!”

    1. bar
    2. cemetery
    3. icecream place
    4. morgue
Správné odpovědi: 1) c, 2) d, 3) d, 4) c, 5) b, 6) c, 7) b, 8) b, 9) c, 10) d
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