O Kaplan! My Kaplan! by Leo Rosten
“I’m takink a valk. In de stritt. An’ I mit a frand. So I stop to say a
few polite voids, like: ‘Hollo,’ ‘Harre you?,’ ‘How you fill?’ An’
vhile ve are talkink, along comms somvun alse, pessink by, an’ by exident
he’s givink me a bump. So he says, ‘Axcuse me,’ no? But somtimes he says
‘Oh, I big depotment!’ ”
Čo je „I big depotment“? I big by mohlo byť I beg, ale depotment mi uniká. Netvrdím, že musím rozumieť každej skomolenine, ale ide o vyvrcholenie poviedky, tak by som to rada pochopila celé.