Chapter 3 Wow. I know. It's the only other thing I had to wear besides pajamas. And my pajamas are not designed for public consumption. So you must have had some sort of fancy shindig this weekend if you brought that to wear. Yup. You are officially being treated to Gwen Sellar's formal wear outfit. Do you want to just scoot in? I can sit on the aisle. Gwen, I absolutely refuse to subject you to the bathroom seat. You can slide in. So…, it's a … girl tux? Yeah. I wear it whenever I want to feel like James Bond. Or when nice men smash tuna fish sandwiches across my bus pants. I'm really sorry about that, by the way. I was thinking, at least it wasn't something that might permanently stain. Could have been a meatball sub. No. If it had been a meatball sub, I'd have eaten it about 50 miles back. Your pants would have never paid the price. Ah, fate. What a cruel mistress. Seriously, though, you look really excellent in that outfit. I've never worn a tux before, but I don't think I'd pull it off like that. If it's a good tux, anybody can pull it off. That's the secret to menswear. If it's tailored well, it looks good on anyone. Even women. I've never been much of a dresses person. I think they look nice on other people, but whenever I wear one, no matter what style it is, I always get this awful, itchy, housewife-y feeling. Ah, and you didn't want to feel like a housewife this weekend. You wanted to feel like James Bond. Yeah. Just for the thrill of feeling like James Bond, or you needed some kind of armor, a costume? You… Why do I want to tell you stuff? Huh? You're like Dory or something, with your big eyes and your blue hair. And I never talk about this stuff, but you're making it seem very easy right now. Well, it kind of makes sense. I don't have short-term memory loss like Dory, but there aren't generally a lot of consequences to talking about personal stuff with a random person you'll likely never see again.
potreboval bych poradit. tyhle slovíčka jsem nenašel v žádném
významu který by se hodil do textu..
for public consumption
treated
scoot in