To roman298: Haha!! stejně dobré česky jako anglicky,Red Dwarf je prostě prvotřídní práce britských bavičů a jsem rád že i čeští dubéři to pojali originálně 

„Can you fly this plane, and land it?“
„Surely you can't be serious.“
„I am serious… and don't call me Shirley!“

Airplane

„The success determines not human intellect, but the way of his thinking“

My favorite (for a long long time) is:

All that is not given is lost. Hasari Pal

What doesn´t kill you makes you stronger

„Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.“ – Ralph Waldo Emerson

„Your success stops where your character stops. You can never rise above the limitations of your character.“ — John C. Maxwell

„Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.“ – Stephen King

“I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers…because I can always count on them” 

Or this one: “If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.”

“Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well”

“We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care.” (Will Smith)

‘A ship is always safe at the shore – but that is NOT what it is built for.’ (Albert Einstein)

‘When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about.’ (Albert Einstein)

Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.

“I wish I could, but I don't want to” Phoebe Buffay