„Kiss my shiny metal ass!“

„The limits of my language are the limits of my world.“ L. Wittgenstein

„I’ve noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born.“ Ronald Reagan

„God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.“ Otto von Bismarck

„Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot“ Charlie Chaplin

Hello everybody, my favvourite quote is „…and maybe someday we will meet, and maybe talk and not just speak…“ (James Blunt, Same Mistake)

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Groucho Marx

„You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.“ Dr. Seuss

Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater." Albert Einstein

„A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.“
Jane Austen (Northanger Abbey) on the art of enchanting men…

„It ain´t those parts of the Bible that I can´t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.“ Mark Twain

„Often the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder is to get rid of it“ Mark Twain (too)

„Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.“
Babatunde Olatunji

Between tomorrow's dream and yesterday's regret is today's oppor­tunity.

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die "
I like this song.

„All that is gold does not glitter,
not all those who wander are lost;
the old that is strong does not wither,
deep roots are not reached by the frost.
from the ashes a fire shall be woken,
a light from the shadows shall spring.“
J. R. R. Tolkien

„And now!“ cried Max, „Let the wild rumpus start!“

-- Maurice Sendak, „Where The Wild Things Are“